May 2013
My thoughts whenever someone unfollows me:
laugh-addict:
“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love...”
– James Blunt (via kanave)
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
regala-electra:
saltfree:
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
opposite-directions:
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
timelordparadise:
ppyajunebug:
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
The Entire Plot of The Avengers
mortenavida:
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”
– Such a strong, accurate statement (via blunttongues)
akatriel-rowanborn:
walkwthoutrhythm:
elfgrove:
spookystriderass:
sydferrett:
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
You must be an angel,
doctorwho:
mcgoats:
papercranes-paperplanes:
barthvader:
because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face.
most flawless
pickup line
ever
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
Turn On's;
mulaninabox:
Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand.
Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it.
Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you.
Care. Because not many people give a...
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM RIGHT NOW
Whovians and Sherlockians: Ssh, Supernatural fandom . . .
Whovians and Sherlockians: It's okay.
Whovians and Sherlockians: See, there's a new episode!
Whovians and Sherlockians: Okay? Good. Everything's back to normal.
Whovians and Sherlockians: Wait, what?
- Whovians and Sherlockians watch in horror as the Supernatural Fandom is mercilessly beaten by the episode -
Whovians and Sherlockians: Guys!? Guys what's going on?
Whovians and Sherlockians: What's happening?
Whovians and Sherlockians: NO! WHAT IS THIS EPISODE? YOU CRETINS! LEAVE THEM ALONE! STOP! LET THEM GO!
Supernatural Fandom: - Barely Survives. Scarred for life -.
Whovians: Su...Supernatural fandom? Are you okay?
Whovians: - Take a step forward -
Sherlockians: Whovians, come back! Don't go any closer.
Whovians: They're hurt! They need help!
Sherlockians: It's too late. It's the same look you had after Doomsday and Angels take Manhattan.
Whovians: And the same look that YOU had after Reichenbach Fall. But . . . we have to do something! What should we do?
Sherlockians: . . .
Whovians: . . .
Whovians and Sherlockians: - Slowly Singing - : Carry on my wayward son . . . . . .
Original Post: http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/44717467115/superwholock-right-now
school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
summer: it's probably july
Such ancient songs
Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
expiry:
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
